As the year draws to a close, our billing office wishes to remind clients that outstanding invoices must be settled by 31 December. Late fees accrue at the rate of one disapproving stare per week, compounding monthly into a mild hiss.
Clients with balances over 12 tins will be contacted by Tuna, our receptionist, who will look at them through the window until they pay. Those who cannot pay may offer services in kind, such as warming a seat, or escorting a mouse out of the premises. We accept no responsibility for any mouse that proves unwilling to leave.