Our offices are located on the third windowsill from the left, in the sun between 1:15 and 3:40 in the afternoon. Walk ins are welcome if they are warm and have a purr. Walk ins who are dogs must submit Form 7 in triplicate and wait outside.
Consultations are available Monday to Friday, except when we are asleep, which is also Monday to Friday. Please press the buzzer by the front door twice, then wait. Then press it again. Our receptionist, Tuna, will eventually look up.
Emergency injunctions (dinner is late) may be filed by yowling at Hortensia Clawford directly from the hallway.