Whisker & Co. is pleased to announce that Marmaduke Pounce, a black and white tuxedo cat of impeccable bearing, has joined the Litigation department. Marmaduke graduated top of his class from the University of the Upper Bunk Bed, where he wrote a thesis on the enforceability of promises made at 4 a.m.
He comes to us after a distinguished clerkship under Judge Mittens, who presided over the Hallway Small Claims Court. Marmaduke will take over the firm’s docket of cases involving sunbeams, and has already been assigned a window, a desk, and an unreasonably small chair he refuses to use.
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