As another season of litigation draws to a close, I wish to thank our clients, our staff, and the many sunbeams that have made our work possible. We have won, by our own count, 91 of 97 cases this year. The remaining six were postponed on account of lunch.
The coming months will bring colder light, shorter days, and a great deal of important sleeping. I look forward to representing you through all of it, from the warm end of the radiator. Remember that the firm is always open, except when it is closed, which will be most of the time.
Respectfully yours, Bartholomew Mewsley, Esq.
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