Annual Partners’ Retreat: Minutes

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The retreat was held on the upper landing from 10 a.m. until 4 p.m., with a break for a nap that lasted from 10:15 until 3:55. Present were Mewsley, Clawford, Pounce, and Gerald, who counted towards quorum on the grounds that he was there.

Resolutions passed: that the firm shall acquire a second sunbeam; that the word ‘no’ be removed from all internal documents; that Tuna, our receptionist, be promoted to Director of First Impressions, with no change in duties. A motion to adjourn was carried by a unanimous snore.

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