When your person fills your bowl, a contract is formed. Consideration is the purr. Acceptance is the first bite. The terms, however, are rarely read, and often changed without notice.
We recently reviewed a bowl placed at 6:02 in the evening, where the previous clause provided for 6:00. This is a material breach. We advise clients to refuse the meal, sit beside the bowl with a look of profound disappointment, and file a complaint by walking in front of the person at knee height. This remedy has historically succeeded in 97 percent of cases.
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